Government, The Spy

Money transactions, Health, Google searches.

Government knows what you're up to.

Government knows everything.

Before writing this, I made sure I could provide you a picture of Government himself.

Yes, it's just one guy.

Government uses camera's that can't even be spotted by the human eye, just to keep tabs on us.

He knows when you've kissed that girl your friend likes.

He knows when you've told the blind guy his shoe lace is untied.

He knows everything you've been up to.

He knows where you are at all times.

For this reason I have yet to determine whether this guy is Santa aswell or not.

I will have more info on Government when he resurfaces on my Government-Radar.

Sucking at games compared to friends.

 I like games. I like competing in little tournaments. I don't mind losing, unless it's from the computer. 

But sometimes, I just really want to beat my friends. That, unfortunately, sometimes just can't be done.

I lack the power to continue playing single player games for a highscore no one cares about.

Tetris for instance, I've seen people play tetris to such level it would seem they'd die if they'd complete the game without a highscore.

 

I tried being awesome at tetris, finishing all 20 levels (mine had 20 levels).

I failed. miserably. No matter how much time I spent doing tetris. It kept going faster, and I kept losing track as soon as that one annoying block was placed incorrectly.

  

So ofcourse, I saw the words "Game Over" once again, to proceed to the highscores afterwards.

Most games now how a nice "friends" tab when checking highscores so you can compare scores with them.

 

Note: John might not be an Asian name, but he definitely has Asian blood with that kind of highscore.

So there I am, with 6 people ahead of me.

How in the world am I supposed to get to number one? (Here I sadface a little, as it's obviously necessary)

After some thinking, and some cookies, I've come to the solution.

Eventually resulting in me being the best at everything, me thinking I'm awesome, and my number 1 spot proving it :D

Now who has the Asian blood?