*beep* *beep* *beep*

Television, Radio, Internet, People.
They all suffer from censoring.

Even criminals get their eyes censored, wtf, why?
They're criminals. We deserve to know exactly how they look.

While we are constantly moving forward when it comes to technology, people move backwards by being offended by everything they see or hear.
You have to be able to not be offended by every single thing that isn't 100% the way you want it.
If I were to be censored while playing Call of Duty, I would just have *beep* noises coming out of my mouth through the entire game.
That's why I say, Banhammer the Censors.

Youtube Trolls.

We've seen them, heard of them, or at least know of them.
Youtube trolls.
They are the people annoying the living hell out of random people by ruining their video with lame comments.
Unfortunately these people are encouraged more than the people leaving serious comments.
How's that for an opposite world?

Sundays Suck.

Sundays Suck.
We all know it.
They make us feel empty on the inside.
To prove it, here's my xray.

Everything's closed, no one feels like doing anything.
I personally have to clean my room or else I will be tortured. (Not really but I could lose my Internet over it.. which is basically torture.)
So yea, Sundays suck.

Home Alone + Sound = Ninja mode.

Being home alone is lovely.

You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want.

Eat whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want.

You get the picture.

*Note: Lack of scenery (:

So, all goes well. Obviously. As you're the one in charge of this awesome period in time.

It becomes late, and dark, and you hear sounds. Sounds that you usually don't hear, but because you're home alone you'll make a big deal out of them and imagine the worst.

So you do what is to be expected of you.

 

You instantly remember how to turn regular stuff in your house into some sort of ninja weapon.

You remember the at least 623 ways to kill some burglar with a pen, or mousepad.

So you go downstairs. With whatever homemade weapon makes you feel cool and awesome, and find your pet. in this case a cat.

 

Note: This cat never shaves.

Just a "Quick" shower.

We're all familiar with them. The "Quick" showers.
The showers that we *say* will take a quick 5 minutes.
When we're actually in the shower though, everything changes.

Everyone's had these kind of showers. Including you. Don't say no, you'll ruin the post. So you too.
Here's YOU for the first 5 minutes.

After 5 minutes you're thinking, aww it's so nice and warm, I don't want to leave ):
You're saying this to yourself for at least another 5 minutes.

 

After 10 minutes you still don't want to get out. As it's obviously much colder outside of this nice warm stream of water. So you start thinking about how to stay warm when turning off the shower (Which you'll not find. HA).

 

After another 10 minutes you just know you have to get out, you have to go to work, or someone's waiting for you. Whatever the reason, you have to get out of here. But you still don't really want to, do you?

Doesn't matter, another 5 minutes later someone in your life is going to ruin this moment of your day anyway.

Insomnia.

I suck at sleeping.
I truly do.
I started this blog when I couldn't sleep.
And writing this cause I'm yet again unable to sleep.

Some people may think it sucks to sleep 6 hours a night, but I wish my nights had 6 hours of sleep.
Most of my night contain of 2-4 hours of sleep. At most.

Here's what happens;

 

10PM, The time where I usually decide to watch a movie to try and fall asleep. (movies/series have good effect on me to get to sleep)

Okay, 12:00 AM. Movie's over but still couldn't get to sleep. Not that big of a deal. I can still get 4-5 hours of sleep depending on if I want to rush in the morning, work starts at between 6AM and 7AM depending on the weekday.

Below is illustrated how I look at around this time.

 

01:00 AM. I can still get at least 3 hours of sleep. I can do this.

 

 

02:00 AM. I'd really like to get at least the 2 hours of sleep I have left.

 

03:00 AM. I'm starting to panic here. It's hard to decide whether to sleep for an hour or so, or to stay awake.

 

04:00 AM. Oh crap. It's 4AM again. I guess I'll go have breakfast then.

Source of my problem;

Dumb customers in stores.

Why do people insist on being blind when shopping?
Above is a scenario I encounter almost every single day.

Above, another scenario. People who are literally in front of what they are looking for just *choose* to not see it.
You piss me off, customer. You seriously do.

My favorite cookies on sale

 

Our local shops have weekly sales that are usually crap.
But this weeks sale includes my favorite cookies.
They're biscuits with a layer of chocolate on them.
When I see them, I want them.
When I have them, I want to eat them.
When I have none, I sadface ):
But now, I have loads of them. Omnomnomnom.

Random Facebook Adds

Why must random people add me on facebook?
By random I truly mean *random*.

Ok, Let's see. Nihao Quo Wong Nihay Kim Kokkiong. I have NO idea how to pronounce your name, nor have I any idea what you are looking at on that picture right there.
I also see we have no friends in common whatsoever.
I think I'll pass for now. You could try again later though.

Start of this. Whatever this is.

Hi.
I drew the anatomy of a fly to start this blog with.
Have fun.